“Okay,
what are we drinking to this time?” I ask and look around the table at my
friends and their men. All of the parents left the party a few hours ago, and
all that’s left are Jules and Nate, Natalie and Luke, Stacy and Isaac, Brynna,
Matt, Caleb and Will. All of the other guests have gone home, leaving the
eleven of us to drink shots and laugh and catch up.
I
haven’t had this much fun in a long time.
If
I drink this next shot, I just might forget the escapade in the bathroom with
Will.
Maybe.
Probably
not.
Speaking
of Will, he keeps watching me, sipping a beer, quiet. But I ignore him and lift
another shot of tequila in the air. So far, we’ve toasted babies, rock and
roll, tattoos, shopping, and shopping again.
“Here’s
to orgasms, and the three I’m going to have tonight!” Natalie exclaims, earning
fits of giggles from the rest of us girls while the boys – all except for Luke
– grumble about TMI.
“To
orgasms!” we all concur and slam the shot.
I
stopped using the training wheels of lime and salt three shots ago.
I
glance back over at Will, who’s now in a deep conversation with his brother Caleb,
and despite my clearly drunk state, my thighs clench just at the sight of him.
Geez. He’s all broad shoulders and muscles and blue eyes.
I
should have done him in the bathroom.
Stop it! That’s just
drunk and horny Meg talking.
“So,
Meg,” Jules slurs as she leans over toward me and plops her arm around my
shoulders. “Why are you still single, my beautiful friend?”
“Because
my job is my relationship, my equally as beautiful friend.”
“That
sucks.”
“It’s
fine.” I wave her off and take a sip of my fifth margarita. Damn, I really
should have eaten more at dinner.
“Does
your job give you orgasms?” Natalie asks as she crawls into Luke’s lap.
“No,”
I giggle.
“Then
it’s not fine,” she responds smugly.
No,
it’s not fine, but it is what it is. I need to change this subject.
“You
should sing something,” Jules claps her hands and bounces in her seat.
“You
are all starting to kill this really great buzz I’ve got going on.”
“Sing!”
Jules demands.
“I
can barely talk. No singing. I haven’t sung in a long time anyway.”
“Okay,
then let’s dance.” Jules stands, and then wobbles. Nate pulls her in his lap,
laughing down at her.
“I
think it’s time I take you up to the room, baby.” She cups his face in her hand
and smiles up at him.
“Okay.
Can I have some orgasms?”
“I
think I can make that happen,” he replies with a smirk.
“No
fair!” Natalie exclaims. “I want orgasms!”
Dear God, did we
always talk about orgasms when we were drunk in college?
“Then
let’s go up to our room too, I’ll give you those orgasms.” Luke kisses Nat’s
cheek and stands with her cradled in his arms.
Jesus,
Luke Williams is in the same room with me, talking about orgasms.
This
is crazy.
“I’m
out too.” I slam one last shot, grab for my purse and stand. The room spins a
bit, but I brace myself on the back of a chair and take a deep breath.
“You’re
not driving are you?” Nate asks.
“I’ll
call a cab.”
“I’ll
take you home.” Will stands too and is suddenly at my side, gripping my elbow.
“You
drank too,” I remind him.
“I
had one beer. I’m fine.”
Oh.
“Really?”
“I’m
in the middle of a season, Meg, I can’t drink much.”
“What
kind of season?” I ask as the room spins slowly around me. I’m vaguely aware of
snickering happening around me but I’m too drunk to kick anyone’s ass.
“Football,”
he says gently and brushes my hair behind my ear.
“You
want to play football?” I’m so confused. “I’m too drunk to play football.”
Will
laughs and shakes his head. “No, sweetheart, I will play football on Sunday.
With my team. Remember?”
“Oh,
yeah. You’re a football star.” I wave him off and turn toward my friends. “He’s
a big time football player. Did you know?”
Natalie
giggles at me. “Meg, you’re funny. I’m glad you’re hanging out with us again.”
“Dude,
you got her?” Caleb asks.
“Yeah,
I got her,” Will confirms.
“Who
you got?” I ask.
“You,
drunk girl. Come on.” He turns to lead me toward the exit, and I start to
follow him, but for some reason my feet don’t work very well.
“Um,
Will?”
“Yeah?”
“I
lost my feet.”
“What?”
he laughs and pinches the bridge of his nose.
“I
can’t find my feet.”
Why
is everyone laughing at me? This is serious!
“Okay,
I’ve got you.” He lifts me effortlessly into his arms and cradles me against
his chest.
“You
don’t have to carry me.”
“If
I want to get you in the car and take you home, I think I do.”
“I
thought you wanted to play football.” I yawn and lean my head against his
shoulder. Hmm… he still smells good.
“Not
tonight.”
“I
think I’m drunk.”
“What
was your first clue?” he chuckles.
“Don’t
make me hurt you, Mungumry.”
“Yeah,
you scare me.”
***
“What
kind of car is this?” I ask.
“It’s
a Shelby.”
“Is
Shelby your girlfriend?” I ask, mortified. Holy shit! I made out with a guy who
has a girlfriend!
“No,
this car is a Shelby Mustang, Megan.”
“Oh.
Then who is your girlfriend?”
“I
don’t have a girlfriend.”
“Why
not?”
“No
time.” He shrugs. “No one has interested me, until very recently.” He mutters
that last part, and before I can ask him what he means by that, he pulls up to
my townhouse.
“Thanks
for the ride.”
“You’re
welcome. Stay there.”
I
don’t think I could get out of this car if I wanted to. It sits really low to
the ground, but it’s nice. The seat is comfortable.
Suddenly
the passenger door is open and Will is leaning inside, pulling me out of the
car. He gets me to stand, and then lifts me again.
“I
could probably walk now.”
“I
doubt it. Just don’t throw up on me, please.”
Well,
I didn’t feel like throwing up until he said something. Now my stomach is
rolling and I have that icky feeling in the back of my throat.
Fuck!
“Where
are your keys?” he asks.
“Handbag.”
“Do
you want me to get them?”
“Yes.”
Just breathe. Just breathe and you won’t
throw up.
“Okay,
I’m going to stand you by the door. Just lean on the wall for a second.”
Is
he speaking English? I don’t understand him, all I can concentrate on is not
throwing up. He shuffles through my bag and produces my keys.
“This
one.” I point to the house key and he unlocks the door and scoops me up again,
carrying me inside.
“You
don’t have an alarm system?” he asks with a frown.
“No.”
“Why
not?” he demands.
“Too
expensive. Fuck, put me down.”
He
lowers me to the floor and as soon as my feet hit the ground I sprint to the
bathroom, and hurl about two bottles of tequila into the toilet.
It
never tastes as good coming up as it did going down.
Oh,
sweet Jesus, make it stop. My stomach convulses and shudders, and I feel a
sweat break out on my skin.
Suddenly
my hair is scooped back off my face and a cold cloth is pressed to the back of
my neck.
Fuck,
I forgot he was here. How mortifying.
“You
can go,” I mumble and rest my forehead on my arm, still cradling the toilet.
“I’ll
stay.” His voice is firm and maybe a little grim.
“I’m
okay, Will.”
“I’m
not leaving you like this, so shut it.” He gently lifts my head and presses
another cold cloth to my forehead, making me moan in delight.
“That
feels good.”
“I
know. Are you done throwing up?”
“I
think so.”
“Okay,
let’s get you in bed.”
“Hey!”
My head jerks up and I pin him with a glare. “You’re not getting me into bed.”
“Yeah,
I am. Don’t worry, sweetheart, no hanky panky.” He grins and I groan as another
wave of nausea hits. I’m suddenly bone-tired.
“Okay.”
I stand and he wraps an arm awkwardly around my waist. He’s just too tall for
his own good. “I’m fine, Will. The worst is over. You can go.”
He
glares down at me and wipes my face with the cool cloth. “I’ll make sure you’re
asleep before I leave.”
“Why?
I haven’t exactly been nice to you.”
“Because
I’m not an asshole, and the sooner you realize that, the better.”
I
frown at him, not understanding him at all. He opens the drawers in my dresser,
shuffling through clothes and socks, then turns to me with a scowl.
“Where
are your pajamas?”
“I
don’t wear pajamas.”
“So
what do you wear to bed?” he asks and plants his hands on his hips.
“Nothing.”
He
closes his eyes and exhales deeply, then searches through my drawers again
until he finds an old t-shirt and throws it at me. “Here, put this on.”
“Why?”
“Because
I’m climbing in that bed with you, and you can’t be naked or I will be an asshole.” He looks almost
angry.
“Turn
around,” I murmur. When he’s facing the other direction, I quickly unzip and
step out of my dress and pull the t-shirt over my head. I’m not wearing
panties, but the t-shirt is long enough that you can’t see so I don’t care. “I
don’t think I can take my sandals off without falling over.”
Will
turns to me and his eyes soften. “You look so young right now.”
“I’m
sure I look like shit, but okay. Sandals?”
“Sit.”
He kneels before me and takes my shoes off, and then tucks me into the bed. He
unbuttons his shirt, lets it fall off his shoulders and drapes it on my desk
chair. Holy muscled body, Batman.
“Your
place is nice,” he mutters.
“Hmm.”
I close my eyes to block out the delicious image of a mostly-naked Will. I hear
the zipper of his pants and the rustling of him stepping out of them, and then
the bed dips as he crawls in beside me. He turns me away from him, and pulls my
back against his front.
“Sleep.”
“Why
are you still here?” I ask sleepily. I should demand that he go, but damn if
this doesn’t feel good.
“I
don’t know,” he whispers.
YAY! So excited!!!
ReplyDeleteHoly muscled body, Batman - I need this book ASAP...please! :-)
ReplyDeleteI cannot wait!!!! Will is such a cutie. And this is so funny. I cannot wait. I love your characters :)
ReplyDeleteGood job. Please make an early release. ;)
i think i just died! <33333333
ReplyDeleteHurry up MARCH!!!
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love it! Thanks Kristen. Can't wait for the full story of Will and Meg :) xo
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! I love it already! Can't wait to read this!!! Thank you for posting!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was fantastic! Love how she "lost her feet." But of course Will steals the show. :)
ReplyDeleteOh sweet baby Jesus! I love football players! This may end up being my favorite book based on that fact alone, but more than likely it will be because of all the witty banter I am anticipating and a lot of steamy scenes with one super hot Will!
ReplyDeletefantastic roll on March cant wait!!
ReplyDeleteomg..omg...ssssoooooo good! I want more!
ReplyDeleteLove it! Can't wait!
ReplyDeleteAs always this was awesome. I cannot wait for this to come out.. and although i know i have said it lots before.. you are an awesome writer and i really do enjoy your books so much!! :)
ReplyDeletelove this. counting the days till March now :)
ReplyDeleteOh, that looks fabulous. I am really looking forward to reading this. Can't wait. Thanks for the long excerpt.
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ReplyDeleteOMG...it was awesome...I can't wait..come on March!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG! OMG! OMG! This is great!! Thank you so much!!! I can't wait to read about Meg and Willis story!!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I can't wait! I LOVED the other 2 books in this series. You are one of the best authors ever. Keep them coming.
ReplyDeleteLove it...can't wait for it to come out!!! :)
ReplyDeleteOMG I can't wait for this book.. It is going to be awesome.. :)
ReplyDeleteNOW........I NEED THIS NOW!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait!!! As someone who has experienced their husband "losing his feet" this scene made me laugh out loud...thank you!
ReplyDeleteWow, loved it. Will seems so sweet!
ReplyDeleteWOW!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for the post!! I cannot wait to read Will and Meg's story! ;) Can't.wait.
ReplyDeleteWill and Meg, I was so hoping when we met Megan McBride in "Fight With me" that she and Will would hook up! They are going to be a fun couple !
ReplyDeleteWow...just fell a little MORE in love with this series! Hurry please!!! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat a fantastic teaser! Loved it so much, even wrote about it in my blog today under Definition of a Good Teaser at http://www.melsallindiary.blogspot.com! Thanks and I can't wait until March!!
ReplyDeleteIS IT MARCH YET??!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG, totally amazing can't wait until March
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ReplyDeleteIf I give you my left hand, can I get a copy of this book by tomorrow?! March needs to come ASAP!!!
ReplyDeleteI sooooo cannot wait for this book...and yet again, what will I do when I'm done reading it??!! Thank you so much for this excerpt!!!
ReplyDeleteSo excited! Keeping my fingers crossed for an early release!!
ReplyDeleteWow! Love it! Can't wait!
ReplyDelete*Hyperventilating* OMG if that is any indication of what is to come...then sign me up for a copy STAT!!
ReplyDeletearh "sigh" the wait is too long!!!
ReplyDeleteSo good! So excited I found your blog and have something to make the wait a little easier.
ReplyDeleteI think Will's is my favorite story of the Seattle series. For sure it's the one that had me giggling the most :)
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